What is Goof Juice?
1.
Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."
Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.
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2.
PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.
Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah
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Goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.
Todd only has to have a few glasses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.