Goof Off

What is Goof Off?


1.

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on slangdefine.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

See fuck up, procrastinate

2.

to leave a crowd to find a hidden place and masturbate. especially at work.

Instead of dealing with customers, alex goes away to goof off.

"If you ever want to find a good place to goof off, ask joaquen."

George goofs off to pictures of his friends. what a perv.

Goofing off is not cool, and should only be done in privacy.

See jerk off, beat off, masturbate, whack it, beat your meat, jerk it, choke the chicken, skeet


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