Gooftard

What is Gooftard?


1.

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.

That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.

2.

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...


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