Goofwad Edit Meaning

1. To slap a woman across the nose with my johnson in an aloof manner. Elizabeth took the gator slap with a smile and a big "thank yo..

1. To live life as Hugh Hefner would. Enjoying the simple things in life, such as bitches, pools, and alcohol. Since Bob Barker retired, h..

1. Really tan cute, witty, athletic, gorgeous, women with many oppprtunities ahead of her. That Zugnoni is a major catch See zug..