What is Goofy?
1.
A skateboarding stance, where you stand with your right foot at the front and put with you left foot and set it on the back of the board.
Eric Koston skates goofy.
2.
An adjective for those odd, opinionated, and inevitably, yet tolerably, awkward members of social circles that straddle the line between love and hate more than about any other stereotype. Usually caught up in some form of bizarre fashion motif, be it contrasting, bright colors or some retro gig and always outspoken on everything from their latest underground music that no one else is privy to or how some radical politician is doing, these eccentric types are usually very well endowed in intellectual type intelligence, but completely lacking in common sense.
That goofy hippie libertarian is still going off about how he couldn't understand why all the hippies at the Phish show were pissed he was raving about a republican candidate
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3.
A zany, dog-type character from Disney cartoons. He lives in the same realm as Mickey Mouse.
Pluto and Goofy were both dogs, but while Goofy lived like a human (owned a house, raised a family), Pluto was merely a regular pet, incapable of speaking. And he was owned my a mouse, no less!
4.
a goof ball, a doofus, a foolish person
he's goofy to the max. Goofius Maximus.
5.
Masturbating with your non-dominant hand.
That crazy mofo polishes goofy style.
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6.
A weird, retarted person. Usually a skinny blonde girl.
See Emily Cook. "Hi, my name is Emily Cook. I'm retarted!"
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7.
noun
mostly directed towards Nathan Antonio Brun.
A gay Youth That Lives At 151 bonaventure Unit#62 London Ontario Canada.
Hey guys do u kno that goofy ass kid in bono.
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