Goofy Granny

What is Goofy Granny?

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A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.

Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?

Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.

Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.
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