Goofy Grip

What is Goofy Grip?

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body

the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

See masturbation, male, jerk off, hand

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