Goofy Turtle

What is Goofy Turtle?

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen

"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."

See goofy, turtle, sex, erection, fuck

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