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An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
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It's the coolness. Like when you saddle up and ride it for free. Yet also disturbing in a way that makes lunch hard to keep down.
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Noun - An elephant shotgun used to snipe sketchy people.
A man asked me the other day if I had zig zag beef because his wife left him.
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