What is Google Bitch?
1.
1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.
Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker
2) Low rent private detective
3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.
Clarke: I'm on it chief.
Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?
3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?
Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.
Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
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2.
What you become when a friend/family member/co-worker calls you from the road and they don't have internet access, and they want you to look something up for them.
Especially appropriate if what they need is unimportant.
Girl: "Hey, can you see if there are any 7-11's in Lodi, CA? We wanna get slurpies."
Guy: "What do I look like, your Google Bitch?!"
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