What is Googlewank?
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Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.
Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.
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To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
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a bucket or basin that has been filled up with man juice
for my girlfriends birthday i gave her a nice giz basket
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When one states that a clearly un-photoshopped photo is photoshopped.
Ex: The Pixels Are All Wrong
or
The Shadows Aren't corre..
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To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation.
The sudden urge to "Jog ..
