What is Googley Eyes?
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Googley eyes are little adhesive eyes to decorate crafts with. They come in a range of sizes but most are smaller than a dime. It should also be noted that everything looks funny with googley eyes...even the Pope. Googley eyes are a household must-have due to the fact that one may need to spice up a plain casserole or loved pet with a dash of whimsy.
Josh:i dunno what to do... the talent show is in 3 minutes!
Romaine: Dude... put googley eyes on it!
Josh and Romaine proceed to win talent show by a billion points.
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At Google employees and visitors are encouraged to be "Googley". Googley eyes are the dirty looks Googlers give you when your being "un-googley".
When I visited google, I stuffed a bunch of their free Naked Juice in my backpack. All the Googler nearby made googley eyes at me but didn't say anything, so I took the juice anyway.
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