What is Googlodyte?
1.
<i>noun</i>; An individual whose sole recourse for any information is Google; a person who compulsively checks Google for any reference to that person, that person's family, that other person that person fancies, what have you.
"I never have to worry about checking up on my girlfriends because my roommate is such a Googlodyte."
"If she only dates guys who generate 15 unique search results or more, that girls nothin' but a Googlodyte."
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A person who has lived in a cave so long, s/he doesn't know that any question of fact can be answered by Google.
The googlodyte kept asking me for song lyrics that would only take two seconds and two brain cells to find.