Googlused

What is Googlused?


1.

When your boss, co-worker or friend (all of whom are sitting at a computer with internet access) ask you for something they could just as easily look up on google.

Friend: Hey, what are you doing?

You: Finding out the distance between Rio and São Paulo for my boss.

Friend: How dumb! Can't he look that up for himself?

You: I know! Like duh. It's so annoying,

he's been googlusing me all day.

Friend: That happened to me the other day. I felt so googlused.


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