What is Goo-goggles?
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To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.
I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.
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someone who is sooo retarded and not cool
the opposite of a badass
My brother is an Ultra Lame Ass.
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To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described i..