Gooktard

What is Gooktard?

One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family jewls".

gook- (asian/small penis)

-tard (a moron in many ways.

ex:

Man1: Did that guy get the group project done?

Man2: No, that gooktard F-ed it all up and didn't finish in time.

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