What is Goom?
1.
One excelling in stupidity
Jeff was giving his dog a chocolate tea bag bandit mask when it bit his nuts off - what a fucking goom.
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2.
"goom" is slang used for magic mushrooms.
"those gooms fucked with my head and i thought the aliens were coming."
"My parents were PISSED when i came home on gooms. They weren't mad that i was tripping on gooms, they were mad because i ate the dog."
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3.
1. An expression meaning "suck my dick". The proper use of this word is accompanied with a hand motion as if one is holding his penis and directing it toward the other persons mouth. To be pronounced properly one should drag the word out as long as possible. This is best achieved as the other person is yawning.
Friend "Man, I'm tired" (yawns)
You "GOOM!!!!!" pronounced GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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4.
A friend's honest attempt to get a buddy to change topics because he's not aware that his wife is coming up right behind him.
Sal- "So she took my Seahawk hat and put it on, and her tits were just hanging there when..."
Sid- "Goom! Goom!"
Sal- "And I was thinking that my wife hasn't been on any romantic vacations in a while and I thought, 'what a treat'.
5.
To be attacked from multiple directions. Usually in which you are horribly massacred.
Dude , those orcs just goomed me!
6.
One word encompassing the expression, "dude, that is lame." Meant to be said with a deadpan face, followed by a quick topic change before the lame-o can explain his dumbass comment.
Erkel: I think I need to go to Homie Camp.
Busta: Goom.
Erkel: What I meant was...
Busta: See that Laker game last night?
7.
To be called a homosexual, to call someone a homosexual, also a person who likes furries.
Hey, dude, you're goom, now fuck off and die because I hate little gooms.
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