What is Gooma-zay-guam Thursday?
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A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.
We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?
