Goomp

What is Goomp?


1.

A person that says random stupid things, that he/she even knows it's random and dumb. They usually have a vulgar odor and aren't cultured. The term "Goomp!" is usually used right after they say the stupid random thing.

"Hey guys, wanna come on my boat?" - goomp

"Okay sure"

"There's gonan be chix there, and we can fuck them" - goomp

"Goomp"

"hey what are we doin for ur birthday?"

"my dad said we can go to a strip club and maybe drink alcohol." - goomp

"no he didnt"

"I know" - goomp

"GOOMP!"

See goomp, gomp, gump

2.

-a pile feces

- poop

-i left a goomp in the toilet today

-u goomp!


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