What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.
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