What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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when you fuck someone so hard they die
"I fatality fucked this nigger and then threw her in the gutter."
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A van that serves as primary transportation for a band; A band van.
"Hey, do you guys need to borrow my van to get all your shit t..
