What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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Stupid fucking thread deleting bitch on the Mariah Carey message board. Can often be found fucking her father at every given opportunit..
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the name says it all....or; to park/ drop ones anchor in poo bay! see bum sex
Billy: wot did u do last nite?
Jimmy: ya mam!!
Billy: n..
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one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies
the other day i had skittles that i ..
