What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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The velocity at which someone can fuck something up.
OR what you say to your friend Lance when he really pisses you off.
the fuckulanc..
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somebody in jail who drops the soap on purpose
no i aint taking no shower with you. you old hopefasope..
