What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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When everyone in your group of friends sleeps with each other.
"OH MY, SO SHAYNA IS GOING OUT WITH MY EX?"
"Yeah man, s..
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Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.
Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say..
