What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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A drink mixed with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and Sunny Delight.
This actually taste like creamsicle!
It's amazing
I mixed..
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1 a butt hole that is not wiped after dropping a juicy brown turd
2 a vagina with brown lips
I took a shit at McDonalds and there was ..