What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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1)n. a cute but ultimately odd creature that smells obsenely awful until dosed with baby shampoo
2)v. to shake oneself in a violent spa..
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A lever found commonly on the outside of a door or swinging portal to another room. Usually placed around 3 1/3 feet above the ground. ..
