Goomper

What is Goomper?


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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.

Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper

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