What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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Oral sex without a great deal of movement.
"Yeah, she went down on me after that party, but we were both reeeaaallly tired. It was..
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(n,adj.)
An expression used in order to convey discontent of performance and eventual abandonment of one's significant other and/o..
