What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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Someone (tato) gets romped in any form, therefor going from a fresh potato to one which has been peeled, taking away his dignity
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When one mid-sex takes an inanimate object (lamps being the norm) and hits their partner in the head to the point of concussion, the man..
