What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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Random Words:
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Get that dick out of your ass.
Often meaning to hurry the fuck up. (commonly used by an outside person)
I thought I told you to shove..