What is Goomper?
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When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.
Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper
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Another term for Homosexual's. Used in a joking way.
1. SHIT! Don't scare me you rectal bandit
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The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.
Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good ca..