Goo-musket

What is Goo-musket?

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

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Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

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