Goo-musket

What is Goo-musket?

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

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Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

Installation

1. The act of the male sex organ penetrating the female sex organ, thus installing it inside the girl. "Houston, we have lowered our ..

Tuscan Chili Dog

1. When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab ..

Dude Unit

1. another name for a guy's schlong That chick was totally checking out my dude unit...

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