Goo-musket

What is Goo-musket?

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

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Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

Viqueen

1. (sing.) Diverse individual who loves the Minnesota Vikings football team. A viqueen is the greatest fan of the Minnesota Vikings..

Grocery-store-bouncer

1. a security gaurd . usually found at malls , grocery stores. Look at that grocery-store-bouncer , I bet he got his badge from the micke..

5th And Bunny

1. The fastest speed you can go on your lawnmower. Also a funny phrase to use when you are describing full throtle! i was haulin like 5th ..

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