Goon Baller

What is Goon Baller?

A paintball player who thinks they know what they are doing/talking about, even when they don't know $#!+

John: DM7s suck, get a Tippmann!

Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.

See goon, douche canoe, fuck tard, ass

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