What is Gooned Up?
1.
To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk
"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."
"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".
"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."
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2.
To be damaged by carelessness or ineptitude,
Look at that car with the gooned-up paint job.
When they mounted my tires, they really gooned up the rims.
I really gooned up my bicycle when I rolled off a cliff.
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