Goontang

What is Goontang?


1.

A tasty alcoholic drink combining the subtle flavours of goon (insanely cheap cask wine) and tang(space age orange flavoured cordial concentrate power). A cheap and easy way to get yourself competely trashed.

person A : "Hey dude, what are you drinkin' tonight?"

person B : "Goontang!!"

person A : "wow - i never knew you were cool...!"

2.

Goontang - Alcoholic mixed beverage

A highly sophisticated cocktail made by adding a small portion of Orange Tang to Cask Wine.

-Goontang

1 part Tang

2 part Goon

Served in 425ml beer glass

-Goontini

1 part Goon

2 part Gin

Small about of Tang for flavour

Served in Martini cocktail glass

Use Goontang to get some Poontang

See cocktail, goon, tang, poontang


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