Goonus

What is Goonus?

/goo-nuhs/

A name given to someone who:

a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy

b) has just said something unbelievably dumb

c) accidentally injures themselves often or

d) is just generally a clumsy fool

'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:

Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?

Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?

Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*

Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!

See insult, a4, pun, idiot, stupid, clumsy, fool

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