Goopencracker

What is Goopencracker?

A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.

Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.

See idiot, stupid, special, slow, simple-minded

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Oxometer

1. A device designed to measure the percentage of bullshit in a communication. This device is briefly described in Derek Bickerton's b..

Sobot

1. 1. a person who methodically replies with "so?" or another nonchalant asshole term like "whatever" or "ehh"..

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