Goopencracker

What is Goopencracker?

A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.

Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.

See idiot, stupid, special, slow, simple-minded

The Holy Hobo Fork

1. The basis of the Holy Hobo Fork religion; a fork that has been blessed by a holy hobo. Have you prayed to the Holy Hobo Fork today? Se..

Don't Bend My Ticket

1. The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been pr..

Reuben Dimitrievic

1. A man of wisdom, Power and a rules of 300bc, where he led his men to freedom and imortality..

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