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You slip a girl a date rape drug and then tear her a new asshole while shes unconscious
Monica acted up so i gave her a Roofie Ripper
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Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.
The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mention..
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Joker: Should I call them?
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointle..