What is Goosebumps?
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When you please a girl to the max without having to actually have sex, she shivers and gets tiny little bumps over her skin, known as goosebumps.
You also get them when you're really cold.
Jesus. It's got to be at least 0 degrees. I'm so cold. Look--i've got goosebumps all over me!
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Excellent book series of the 90's, (written by R.L. Stine,) which spawned a terribly mediocre television series under the same name.
"Ugh, change the channel, that dumb "Goosebumps" is on. I'd much rather enjoy the high-quality books."
Random Words:
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A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them.
A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads..
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After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
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1. doing something the wrong way
The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.
The toilet was installed assbackwards...
