What is Goosed?
1.
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
2.
To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!
So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .
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3.
Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.
“The tires on my bike are goosed”
“I was goosed after running a triathlon”
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4.
To be hit upon/sexually harrassed by an unattractive male
"Oh my god, I got totally goosed on last night"
"Can you please stop goosing on me?"
"AHAHAHA, you got goosed!"
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5.
Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
6.
To be found out, caught out or discvored doing something risky.
Your dad totally goosed me poling your mum.
7.
to be extra excited about an upcoming event or action. A sense of utter excitment.
"I'm so 'goosed' up, I'm swimming in them" - Marshie from H*R
"The Stanley Cup Finals starts next Friday, I'm getting 'goosed' up!"
"I live for Portugal tomorrow. I'm so 'goosed' up!"
