What is Goosing?
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goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....
last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.
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2.
Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).
He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.
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3.
To take someone by suprise with sexual intercourse.
Extra points for being a stranger and/or underage.
"Did he just do that?"
"Yep he's been on top goosing form lately. She'll need to see a doctor about that. And a psychiastrist."
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4.
The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his body and flaps his hands/ arms as a goose would flap their wings. Usually done on a friday, after moosing on a thursday. Often followed by Footlosing on a Saturday. Goose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional. See also Moosing and Footlosing
He my names Jack, do you like Moosing? well then you will love Goosing...
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whilst having anal intercourse with a woman you stick you fingers down her throat to make her wretch and this tightens the sphincter muccle increasing your pleasure
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like dogging.. but you do it in a boat!
"yeah let's go to the mediterrean on that 1st class goosing cruise ship."
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a documented rix like event
Oh yeah, that was rixed
