Gootch Pearl

What is Gootch Pearl?


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The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

See gootch, gooch, pearl, mineral, ass, fat, pressure, balls, scrotum, ballsack, shit, feces, semen, hair, crack, thighs


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