What is Gootch Pearl?
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The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.
Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.
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