What is Gootch Pearl?
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The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.
Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.
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to have a finger protrude in an others eyeball vigorously
jackie- do you want it harder?
jasmine- no man, im tender eyeballed. DUH!..
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An empty water bottle filled with Vodka
Poor out the water of a water bottle and fill up with vodka to create yourself a Vawter Bottle
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