What is Goots?
1.
a fabulously brilliant fellow who is also a devoted friend.
When you're down and out, call Goots.
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2.
substance found in fast food undistinguishable by taste
or form, causing extreme twisting and churning of the bowels, leaving one wishing for death or immediate release of said goots.
Damn that chinese food was full of GOOTS, I can feel the bubbleguts already coming on!
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3.
of hispanic lineage.
"Powell is goots!"
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