Gootz

What is Gootz?

a small caterpillar type bug that crawls in you ear and tells you the answers to science questions.

the sun is an example of nuclear energy. how did I know? the gootz told me.

See caterpillar, science, secrets, jokes, gossip

Bored Wank

1. Masturbation performed not because you're horny, but simply because there is nothing better to do. I'm sure that bored wankin..

Smart Drunk

1. A person who gets drunk everyday and acts very knowledgeable about anything and everything and pisses everyone off and also forgets what..

Barney's Franks

1. Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is ho..

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