What is Gooze?
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an extremly gay person
"wow, look at those fags, they're so gooze"
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The Persian word for fart
also used when saying you suck/idiot/F*ck usually used in a playful term
you damn gooze! haha I love you
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3.
moist flatulence
Hey, did you gooze?
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4.
A gap where you always lose/drop things. Eg; down the side of the sofa, the gap between the bed and the wall, behind the fridge, any small gap.
"Where in spaff's name did the TV control go?"
"It's down the gooze."
"I dropped my phone and now I can't find it!"
"Check the gooze!"
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