What is Gooze?
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an extremly gay person
"wow, look at those fags, they're so gooze"
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2.
The Persian word for fart
also used when saying you suck/idiot/F*ck usually used in a playful term
you damn gooze! haha I love you
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3.
moist flatulence
Hey, did you gooze?
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4.
A gap where you always lose/drop things. Eg; down the side of the sofa, the gap between the bed and the wall, behind the fridge, any small gap.
"Where in spaff's name did the TV control go?"
"It's down the gooze."
"I dropped my phone and now I can't find it!"
"Check the gooze!"
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Random Words:
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Getting your dick sucked.
Can also be broken into two words in some alternate conjugations. In such cases, the "J" is capita..
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when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod.
"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've neve..
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another word to replace kidding
to put all five finger in your girlfriends cooch
Person 1 "I got 8 grand selling my liver on the ..