What is Gopher Holing It?
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when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher
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Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions
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When something is certified brand new or fresh and you open the seal, box, pack etc.
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