Gopher Peeking

What is Gopher Peeking?


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When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."


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