What is Gopher Stamp?
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Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.
Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.
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