Gopper

What is Gopper?


1.

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.

Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.

Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.

Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.

Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

See celebrities, sad, lonely

2.

Mindless lemming of the Grand Old Party; a blind follower of the Republican Party. An adherent of the "My party, right or wrong" philosophy. A conservative tool. A Republican fool.

The hand-picked crowd of GOPpers lobbed softball questions to their fearless leader.

See republican, tool, conservative, fool, wingnut, whacktard

3.

a male who jumps from girl to girl.

a male version of a bopper

that gopper dumped his girl for her friend, then dumped her and went her cousin.

4.

A bopper that thinks they're goth. Or a goth that hangs out with boppers.

She think's shes so goth but she's a gopper because she likes emily strange.

5.

young lady who will wear a pearl necklacefor all comers

she lay back and squeezed her enormous mammaries, while I gave her a pearl necklace


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