What is Gorby?
1.
A skier tool with no clue about whats up either in your way on the hill or talking shit at the afterski bar. Usually shows up at your local ski resort on the weekend, headbands and gay sunglases are common atire for these straight up losers.
"Is that David Hasselhof in a fag bag, what a fucking gorby"
2.
One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.
Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."
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3.
A person who sucks at snowboarding. An acronym for Guy On Rental Board.
"Dude, these goddamn gorbys are always in my way!"
4.
A Russian person;
comes from the name "Gorbachev" which was a famous Russian leader
Vova is such a gorby, he drinks vodka all the time.
5.
in reference to the former Soviet Union leader Gorbachev, because of his red
birthmark on his head: when a guy is
doing a chick on her period, & he gets
blood on his dick, so he pulls it out
to smack her in the head with it...
"that girl let me do her on her period,
so i had to give her a gorby"
