What is Gorch?
1.
A self-centered person, known for stealing beer and scaring off girls with high levels of horniness.
"Did you see him pocket those beers? He's such a gorch!"
"There are no girls here because they are afraid of getting gorched!"
2.
(n.) A fart smeller, a person that enjoys the smell of other's flatulance. A "gorch" is easily identifiable by the audible sniffing sound shortly after you let one rip.
Me: Did you hear that Casey told Smashley that I said she stood up when she peed?
Everybody: Yeah, that dude is a
jizz mopper and a gorch.
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3.
farting in the bath tub and then eating the bubbles that surface.
a friend of mine taught me to gorch while we bathed together.
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