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All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.
Girl: "Ew g..
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A cheap hooker.
An ugly postitute.
Someone you wouldn't pay a quarter to sleep with.
Damn I can't believe he hit that quart..
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Crack open a fifth of alcohol and drink the entire thing until there is less than an inch left all in one pull. Must remain standing.
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