What is Gordon?
1.
When someone continuously steals someone else's lines and claims them as their own, even if they have no clue what it means.
Also can be referred to someone who takes breaks during sex.
Guy: "Yeah that movie last night was BITCHIN'"
Girl (later on in the day): Have you seen my new bleached hair? It's BITCHIN'!!!
Guy (to his friend): She just Gordoned me! If that cunt steals one more of my lines I'm going to run her over.
Girl: That guy is such a BAMF...
Girl 2: What's a BAMF????
(Everyone laughs at her)
(Later in the day)
Girl 2: OMG my dog is such a BAMF!!
Guy: Do you know what the fuck your saying? *Slaps her*
Guy (to his friend): That's what happens when you Gordon someone....you get slapped
Guy: I don't know what happened man, we were doing it and all of sudden she needed a break...
Guy 2: Ha Ha you just got Gordoned!
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2.
a traditional scottish name!! enough said there its scottish!! greatness is automaticaly assumed!! it is celtic for great (gor) hill (don or dun)!!
"aww man look its gordon" nothing else needs said!!
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3.
Gordon is a random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!!!
"Dan:Aw man Gordon scares me"
"Pieman:why?"
"Dan:Cos hes got a bigger dick than me!"
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4.
A giant Fag who plays on the comp all day. Or a Fag who lies about EVERYTHING.
dude quit being a Gordon.
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5.
v. to get a girlfriend and bitch out on all friends, completely ignoring them in order to hang out with said girlfriend.
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen jimmy lately?
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.
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6.
is a male who without hesitation thorws himself onto a mates girlfriend, or taken women/girls, and boyfriends seem not to care that much as he is a gordon!
"hey loook at that guy he is full sitting on caitlin, boy will alex be pissed"
"hahahah waattalegend,...oi...Oi dude check out that guy hes pulling a gordon!!!"
e.g.2
"hey babe your mate just grabbed my ass"
"hahaha oh dont worry hes just pulling a gordon"
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7.
1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person
2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.
1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.
2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played
WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.
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