What is Gordon Biersch?
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The delicious Brewery Restaurant started in Palo Alto, CA. Known for its bomb ass garlic fries and authentic German style lagers. A recent survey conducted on Gordon Biersch hostesses and waitresses, conducted by the playa's association of america (PAA), found that 90% of the titties found working there scored an 8 or higher (rankings on a 1 to 10 scale). If you want some bomb ass beer and some dank food then go to Gordon Biersch. Garlic fries are also found at concession stands in many major Stadiums and airports in the western region of the US. (disclaimer: garlic fries are potent, deliciousness comes at the cost of good breath for a minimum of 3 hours)
Let's go get hammered at Gordon Biersch.
Fuckin took a girl to Gordon Biersch and then she sucked my dick.
Gordon Biersch is Jesus.
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A brewery restaurant chain infamous for it's horrendous underbelly- the Tysons Corner, VA branch.
Uncooked steak, lethally garlic-drenched fries and stiff, watered-down house beer are among it's uniquely epic flaws.
Not to mention its biggest crime... the disgust of having to regularly overhear staff members reveal to each other the depraved sexual acts they engaged in with other staff members... and several even having occured on restaurant property.
This behavior is encouraged by the general manager in an effort to add a sick sort of realistic charm to the atmosphere and to, of course, continue his own involvement in the open field of staff rousings.
In the Northern Virginia/Washington DC area, Gordon Biersch is known as a decieving establishment and for locals, the name is regularly assmilated to things of terrible quality or shameful nature that present themselves first as tasteful.
"Despite the insincere efforts and complacent claims of Gordon Biersch managers Dave Sellers and Chris Brett, I cursed my naive assumptions about the place and knew I would never return to such a depraved institution."
"It was perfectly stitched, silk-lined and elegant. I paid $500 for that dress and it tore two days later. It was a total Gordon Biersch-fail."
"Dude that librarian chick I asked out... what a freakin dirty skank she turned out to be! I got Gordon Biersched, man."
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"Despite the insincere efforts and complacent claims of Gordon Biersch managers Dave Sellers and Chris Brett, I cursed my naive assumptions about the place and knew I would never return to such a depraved institution."
"It was perfectly stitched, silk-lined and elegant. I paid $500 for that dress and it tore two days later. It was a total Gordon Biersch-fail."
"Dude that librarian chick I asked out... what a freakin dirty skank she turned out to be! I got Gordon Biersched, man."
