Gordon Monthly

What is Gordon Monthly?


1.

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rockand Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:

Shiny Uncle David

Aunti Church

D.R O.Besewoman

Cousin Green

Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99


8

Random Words:

1. a faggot with a tiny penis Wow! Look at the jpoo! He's gay! See jpoo, jordan, faggot, gay, homp..
1. A short fat hobbit who likes to rule over everybody.She has a loving desire for the art of Arcimboldo and currently hangs several thousa..
1. Pussy, cunt, poon, ect. that "hauls allot of logs." In the sence of fucking around allot/having more then one sexual partner. ..