Gordon Monthly

What is Gordon Monthly?


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A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rockand Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:

Shiny Uncle David

Aunti Church

D.R O.Besewoman

Cousin Green

Red Barron

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