Gordon Ritson

What is Gordon Ritson?

A sarcastic bastard, who thinks he is the greatest man alive although looking alot like a rat! He puts other people down to make himself look good!

"Your worse that Gordon Ritson, stop taking the piss i feel like shit!"

Cop Stop

1. a convenient store that cops frequently visit ok i've had like 6 beers, 3 shots, and we have all sorts of illegal drugs in the car..

W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

Mooseplay

1. AKA playing with the moose. "Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional. &qu..

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