Gordon Ritson

What is Gordon Ritson?

A sarcastic bastard, who thinks he is the greatest man alive although looking alot like a rat! He puts other people down to make himself look good!

"Your worse that Gordon Ritson, stop taking the piss i feel like shit!"

The Backboard

1. (n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out. So I was having se..

Touch Of A Rapist

1. Someones who's first touch in football is utterly wank! 'Steve you've got a touch of a Rapist' See retard, dumbass..

Anti-splash Paper

1. 1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to droppi..

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