Gordon Ritson

What is Gordon Ritson?

A sarcastic bastard, who thinks he is the greatest man alive although looking alot like a rat! He puts other people down to make himself look good!

"Your worse that Gordon Ritson, stop taking the piss i feel like shit!"

Go Read A Book

1. leave/go home/masturbate/shut up origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book god y..

Christmas Spirit

1. When you fill your ass with egg nog and give your partner a Christmas cocktail. Either filling a cup or shot glass will do, however I fi..

Zamboner Ride

1. Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni. Hey baby, why don't you stop..

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