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When you're having sex with a fat chick and she's on top, and she's bouncing on it so hard that she ends up breaking your..
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To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there..
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Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby f..