What is Gordons-border?
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A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.
"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"
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The trajectory of one's urine when directed onto something belonging to someone else.
My favourite part was the instant I released..
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Possessing delicious breasts. Also breasdelicious.
Damn, girl, you look breastalicious.
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