What is Gordons-border?
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A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.
"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"
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a slang african american saying used for a threat of shooting someone with an AK-47.
poppin' a cap in yo a**. hiihihihihihih
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alternating between energetic, puking and passing out multiple times in one night.
that BITCH over there was gettin down with some x.o...
