What is Gordons-border?
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A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.
"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"
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When someone driving in front of you turns suddenly because they are lost and almost miss their road. You have to lock up your breaks to..
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time to be a jackass
i'm gonna eat my dads shit
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Any time!!!
Tom: What time is it.
Me: Jackass o' clock..
