Gorf Edit Meaning

1.

A derogatory term for a citizen of the French-speaking province of Quebec.

As Quebecers are accepted to be "backwards frogs" in relation to their counterparts in France, frog backwards spells = gorf.

I got sloshed with a bunch of gorfs over in Gatineau the other night.

See GB

2.

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

See RJ

3.

For a gorf to occur, the person must have the following traits:

1)They must be a GINGER!!!!!!

2)Smell of fox piss

3)Falls asleep mid-chew eating meat.

4)Hangs around bus stops

5)Gets dick slapped by other men

Look at that boy at the bus stop, he's a FUCKING GORF! kill that DICCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

See ginger, boy, piss, foxes

4.

1. An exclamatory statement

2. Problematic Occurance

3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.

4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed

Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"

2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"

3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"

4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

See Daniel

5.

to make a mistake; to render damaged.

I gorfed up the paint job on my Chevelle when I sprayed Bleche-Wite on it.

6.

The action of squatting down low with your arms over each other like a russian dancer and bobbing up and down while repeatedly saying "Gorf".

Sean kicked me yesterday after I gorfed down the entire hallway.

See squat, dance, gorf, chant, action

7.

Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.

"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."

"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."

See gorfy, disgusting, stank, vomit, urine