What is Gorfing?
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The sexual practice of inserting one's entire head into their partner's vagina or anus.
Gorfing can be a dangerous, but rewarding practice.
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Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.
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So much gorfing, so little time.
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from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
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A used condom found floating up on the beach.
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the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.
*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderf..