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A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.
Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket..
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Masturbation due to desperation, boredom, or horniness especially after watching anything with Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, or Lucy Li..
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Thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. For Example:
1. Does not run AC to save money in the ..
